Da ‘Ummm…shark pussy Tastez GOOD!’ Entry #115

Our Boyz took out da sj “sharks” inna shoot-out last night @ The Joe!

Yer hole Iz Our Goal.

 They ended sj’s 6-game (road) win streak w/ da 2-1 victory…’cuz dat’z jus’ what Datsyuk n’ da Boyz DO! Hell…Our Red Wingz have had SMOKED shark 30 timez outta da entire 34 regular season gamez they’ve ever had against da pussies, oopz…We mean against da “sharks” there in Joe Louis Arena, Detroit, MI – Hockeytown, USA!

Did U catch dat?! Dat’z an 88% all-time home winz hiztory ‘gainst da pussies…which IZ why shark pussy tastez sooo GOOD!{ (  8K

–TBW

Da ‘Rebel Ghetto Messiah’ Entry #113

Rebel Ghetto Messiah
We about 2 get political ‘n colorful on yer asses
2 liberate the masses:

Took a Walk in da Woodz n' now We Back!
2 snatch rap titlez
leavin’ mc’s in DENIAL
while they study Our rhymez
‘n read ‘em like Bibles

We been under tha influence a’ the Deacon
DAT brotha haz been Our Beacon
but We ain’t no imitator
No...We here 2 slay the natty-haters!
Tha name iz Pip
-Remember It-
'cuz We ARE da Rebel Ghetto Messiah

I-n-I stands fer da Jah-n-We
that’d be da God in Me
Rockin’ da World ‘n this society
Ev'ryone can see dat...
Our Hip Hop Crewz are on tha Rise—World-Wide!
seekin' only the devil’s demise.
‘N We know dat bush
wuz the only dope worth shootin’
stop killing Us, or else...
We’ll be burnin’-n-lootin’

I said,
We know that bush-cheney and the fanatical right’s
the only dope worth shootin’ on sight
stop killing Us, or Else!
We’ll be Burnin’-n-Lootin’...Tonight!!

Theze are da Wordz
from da seed
of da World’s Greatest Ghetto
‘n We’ve come this far
az a straight up Vududchild—A Born Star
It’z all up in Our Jism
‘n theze Locks a’ Wisdom!{( 8K
So...tell U what We gonna do
‘cuz Our Mamma-n-Daddy didn’t raise no fool
We gon' get Our handz onna grip ‘n send all Our kidz 2 School!

Oh Yes...
What iz hip?
Unlimited Muthafuckin’ Scholarshipz!

Come again...

What Iz Hip?
Everything Turns in itz Own Season
‘n 1 day SOON they’ll come from ‘round da world
ta study ‘Rhyme Rhythm ‘n Reason’
@ da Temple a' Pip - Da TOP!

B’cuz a PoetWarrior Lives Forever!
often imitated
but never duplicated
‘n Our Rhymez can never be bettered

Yer lookin’ @ ‘n listenin’ 2 a Rebel Ghetto Messiah Unfettered...

So, I wantcha come stand next ta me
see if ya can connect w/ "We"
We an Afrikan — a Man a’ Our Ballz ‘n Our Word
dat meanz Our Wordz matter
‘cuz Our Wordz Are Matter!

I-n-I write ta relieve tha strife
We ain’t no fuckin’ rap star doin’ this shit ta death
I-n-I do THIS SHIT 4 LIFE!!!

So...
fuck their guns.
Fuck their bullets.
FUCK their bombs.
‘n FUCK THEIR BULLSHIT.

This iz it, baby...IT’Z ON!
I-n-I dance b/t tha raindrops of a downpour
‘n tha battle, jus’ like in Seattle, will be won!

That meanz I-n-I know what 2 do
‘cuz I am We az We are You
‘n We’re Everywhere...Like Air!

When We step inta tha arena
2 fight the natty-haters
We take da safety off Our Verbal Gatz
2 smoke all foes and fools wherever they @

So...if Yer down 4 La Causa, that’z Beautiful!
but if u ain’t...well, u best step the hell back.

Tha truth iz, Our Rhymez're uncanny
that’z why the man can’t stand We
but he gon’ haftoo, it’z lika cosmic snafu!
Had it been jus’ 50 - 60 yearz ago
they’da lynched me
‘n to this day
the po-po still try ta pinch me
but Ma Rhymez are much toooooo HOT!!!
Dat means I-n-I can’t be stopped
not even by the cops—
That’za simple fact...
n' We about ta get ‘em back!

Believe That...

‘n I’ma do it jus’ like anybody should
‘cuz I-n-I didn’t start this shit
‘but we gon' finish it
b'cuz da Jah in We IZ Good!

–TBW

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Da “It Duzn’t Get Much Better’n Than THIS” Enrty #112 = )

Thoze who know Us best, Dear Readerz, know dat We cain’t wait 4 Cali 2 become Mexico (again)…Officially or not!

We figger dat if We cain’t give Manhattan BACK 2 da “Indianz” on the East coast…then why not have da Mexicanz remake Californicationa in their OWN image on da Best coast? = )

Welcome HOME! = )

Da link below (in orange) IZ “Must See” TV 4 EV’RYONE…In fact, We WILL KILL 1 sillyass lazy white boy a day UNTIL this link receivez @ LEAST a million hitz on Our Blog!

DON’T MAKE Us HAFTA DO IT, Good People…‘cuz We WILL!{ (  8K

Propz 2 Smooth Thug 4 this 1…We LAUGH’d Our Shiny Black Ass OFF…

http://lauramartinez.wordpress.com/2009/04/10/watch-out-minute-men-mexicans-will-steal-your-job/

Have Fun = )

–TBW

XxX-tra Special Entry #111 – Our 1st Visual Daily Dose…Now DAT’Z Bangin’!{( 8K

In HONOR a’ Serena Williams scorin’ one a’ da 6 new coverz a’ “The Body” issue 4 da mos’ recent ESPN magazine…We droppin’ some D-licious  previous science from anotha shoot she did 4 JANE magazine:

We'd LOVE 2 HIT It...but Then We Wouldn't Be Able 2 QUIT It! = )

ENJOY dat shit! = )

–TBW

XxX-tra Special “Afro-Centric” Entry # 110!{( 8K

 

 

Self...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Afro-Centric

Come here.

Feel This Hair.

Dat’z Some a’ da Best Hair

you’ll ever Touch

in yer life.

And

Wait ‘til We shave

It off.

Then It’ll Be

Some of da Best Head

you’ve ever Touched.

 

We’re Covered 4 both contingenciez.

 = )

–TBW

...Explanatory.

Da Red, Black n’ Blue OSCAR GRANT III Editorial U WON’T See in the sf comical/chronicle!

THIS Iz Where They MURDERED Oscar Grant.

We were FINALLY able 2 bring Ourselvez 2 head back 4 da 1st time yesterday 2 the Fruitvale BART station where they killed Oscar Grant III in COLD BLOOD.

We have a previous link 2 this particular station in dat it’z the one We USED 2 use, Ourselvez, 2 get back home when We lived in a neighborin’ ‘hood in da area.

We ARE All Oscar Grant.

Against Our better judgment, We sent a letter 2 the “editor”/hacks @ the daily rag, the sf comical/chronicle, this past Sunday in response 2 the typical white boy chickenshit column from dat TOTAL LOSER ”chip johnson”.

Now…We KNOW those bastards WON’T publish Our letter…neither online nor in print form b’cuz those cowards are headed up by phil bronstein…the jackass who almost lost his foot 2 a lizard @ the zoo. TRUE STORY, Dear Readerz…jus’ Google dat bitch…We wouldn’t even botha makin’ this shit up.

N’ they let dat guy run a “news”paper! ONLY in sf. = (

Even REAL White Guyz KNOW It Wuz Wrong!

So…Here U go…Our Response 2 the cowards…

“The trial of the “officer” who murdered Oscar Grant should remain in the county where he committed his crime, Chip Johnson’s lame establishment excuses for getting it moved elsewhere in his Friday, October 2nd column, notwithstanding.

This is simply yet another attempt by the local media and legal apologists to thwart justice for Mr. Grant, his family, and this community. And we all see through it!

There’s been no evidence offered showing that Mr. Grant was even the one involved in any altercation that New Year’s morning. Yet there is ample video proof that one of the other officers on the scene, Tony Pirone, helped Johannes Mehserle drag Mr. Grant to his stomach on that BART platform, whereupon Mehserle willfully executed that young man and father when there was no legitimate reason to use a taser, let alone a firearm!

They will be justice, one way or another. He’s not getting away with this, no matter how hard your “news”paper tries to help him do so. The days of the media establishment dictating and shaping public opinion to favor rogue officers is over. Get used to it.

Let’s see if you have the guts to print this in full.”

They have a stated 200 word limit policy on these letters…so, a’ course, Ourz came in @ 199!

N’ here’z the link 2 the original piece a’ shit:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/10/02/BA9H19V673.DTL

Red, Black n’ Blue EDITORIAL on Murdering mehserle!

Oscar Grant III

U WILL ALWAYZ Be Remember'd, Oscar!

We never personally met Oscar Grant III…but he WILL NEVER be forgotten by this Community nor Us!

Oscar w/ Hiz Child = )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BART_Police_shooting_of_Oscar_Grant

Oscar Grant Being Carried OFF 2 DIE!

The history of unprosecuted abuse and outright murder a’ INNOCENT n’ UNARMED Black men in this country by members of the amerikkkan police state iz TRAGIC beyond mere wordz, yet We must continue 2 address this issue until it CEASES COMPLETELY.

If these WHOLLY UNWARRANTED KILLINGS DO NOT STOP…We are HEREBY GUARANTEEIN’ dat B/4 We leave this Planet We WILL take some Oakland AND san franscico “cops” OFF THIS Planet inna SIMILAR MANNER!

We’ll make Lovelle Mixon’z March 21st, 2009 cop RAMPAGE look like da work a’ an Eagle scout! No joke.

We will NAT TURNER “cops” ’til they DROP n’ STOP! If Our familiez n’ family memberz can’t be safe when they NOT breakin’ ANY major “laws”…then neither will u or urs!!

Oscar Grant'z murderer - johannes mehserle

We also DO NOT rule out includin’ the establishment supporters of these killers:

http://www.sfchronicle.us/columnists/johnson/

They continually get paid 2 grease the wheels of INJUSTICE 4 the amerikkkan police state…n’ DAT, 2, MUST come 2 an end…OR ELSE!

Thankfully…there ARE positive forcez afoot dat recognize this amerikkkan HYPOCRISY n’ are equally willin’ 2 SPEAK OUT AGAINST these LOSERS:

http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2009/03/23/18581176.php

But MAKE NO MISTAKE…the “gears of legal INJUSTICE” are HARD @ work inna typical ploy 2 move the trial someplace where a SILLYASS white “constituency” can try and let this killer go free!

It had better NOT work. If it DUZ…Our GUARANTEE WILL BE SEALED w/ their blood!!

When/If da TIME COMEZ…U’ll be able 2 set Yer clock by da comin’ carnage a’ slain “cops”.

TURNABOUT IZ FAIR PLAY, u little bitches.

REMEMBER dat.

frankenmehserle MUST FACE JUSTICE RIGHT HERE in OAKLAND!

Believe DAT.

–TBW

The NOT Dat We Really Care Entry #107

David Letterman - The Emmy-Winning Casting Couch King?

Robert J. "Joe" Halderman...Whitemailing Extortionist or Jus' Keepin' Dirty ol Dave Honest?

There WUZ a time when We thought Dave Letterman wuz funnier…BUT dat wuz back when We were in college n’ watch’d  A LOT a’ late night tv while stoned…so, go figure.

We don’t watch much tv @ all now…b’cuz the stereotypical sitcoms, dramas, dramedies, and UTTER GLUT of SILLYASS cop shows DO NOT even begin 2 reflect da authenticity n’ diversity We find here in the real world. Let’z put it THIS way…shows dat need a laugh track added are 4 MINDLESS jackals and AREN’T funny.

Dat’z kinda how We feel ’bout Letterman now.

DON’T get Us wrong…his monologues were STILL funnier than Leno’s when he had the “Tonight Show” gig…which MAY explain why Jay NO LONGER haz dat gig. Nevertheless…We rarely watch ANY a’ these shows nowadaze…n’ when we do, it’z RARELY past their monologues b’cuz they’ve tended 2 be az good az them sillyass shows get!

We’d also noticed n’ been TURN’D OFF by what a dirty ol’ LECH dat Letterman had become w/ MANY a’ da female guestz on his show over the last decade or so…WELL B/4 the recent revelationz a’ his sleepin’ w/ female stafferz on his show.

So…whether it wuz w/ dat Stephanie Birkitt chick who frequently “help’d” Dave work the show attendeez durin’ the audience participation portion a’ the show or some other bimbo he had “working” 4 him, dat duzn’t really matter. Hoez will be hoez…n’ u’d HAFTA be a ho 2 get down w/ Dave…the BIGGEST late night HO of them ALL!

Nuthin’ personal, Dave…We jus’ spoutin’ TRUTH…(again = ).

–TBW

P.S. …w/ a nod towardz @ least a little fairness 4 Dave…doesn’t his accused whitemailer look like he resides pretty much on the white side of evil in dat photo?

Yer X-tra SPECIAL Bob Marley Daily Dose Entry #106!

A’ight, Dear Readerz, U all prolly know this song by now…but U prolly haven’t seen Mr. Robert Nesta Marley sing it in such a stripped down version in this intimate a settin’…Ahhh Sa-Weet Redemption…

Do Enjoy = )

–TBW

B’cuz Bluegrass IZ BadAss Entry #105!

Ok, Dear Readerz…We resurrectin’ one a’ Our DJ/VJ Faves…Yer Daily Dose!

Whenever We don’t have da time 2 compose an original piece a’ BRILLIANCE jus’ 4 U…We’ll kick down some SELECT tunez/videos 4 U 2 kick back n’ smoke a blunt n’/or have a cold one 2…

In Honor a’ the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass 2009 Festival (http://www.strictlybluegrass.com/)

takin’ place in Golden Gate Park in SF this weekend…

We Proudly Bring U

One a’ Our Supa Dupa favorite Bluegrass artists:

Nickel Creek

Note: If ONLY ALL white people were THIS Fuckin’ Cool!!