#21 Family Entertainment…Letterz ta Bernie! = )
Ok…I understand that this entry iz gonna be tha literary n’ financially speculatory equivalent a’ walkin’ in on yer parentz havin’ sex…ya know it happenz (…hell, it’z how ya GOT here = ), but ya don’t necessarily wanna read about about it or pay ta watch.
Here @ tha BlackWhole, we undastand this, Dear Readerz. So, 4 tha purposez a’ this entry in particular…pretend yer readin’ ‘bout someone else’z parentz havin’ sex…n’ someone else bought tha book n’ lent it to ya.
K?…K.
In addition ta stayin’ on top a’ current eventz in general, we here @ tha BlackWhole, have been keepin’ abreast a’ tha somewhat recently exposed Mega-Ponzi scheme pulled off by Bernard Madoff…n’ due ta our “insider” access, we’ve been correspondin’ w/ him regularly since soon afta he went down n’ wizely opt’d 4 haus arrest. [Take note, My Niggaz…THIS iz how ya handle the cops n’/or the feds…No gunz or shootoutz needed…jus’ get U a rich, well-connected jewish lawyer!{ ( 8]
Az such, we’ve come ta refer ta him az Bernie, or @ times, simply B-.
We recognize that this soundz horrible on tha face a’ it, but we haven’t found ‘im ta be tha Beast or Devil many othaz are makin’ ‘im out ta be. Our take on it all iz pretty fuck’n simple. He wudn’t doin’ anythang worse than what the gov’t’s been doin’ ta mosta us since this country began. The last 8 years’ve simply been the sour cream on top of a very sour Amerikkkan Pie. If nuthin’ else, this phase we’ve all been goin’ through w/ george w. bitch only provez that ANYONE can truly become POTUS…n’ rich folks often aren’t any smarter w/ their cash than anyone else…they’ve simply managed ta steal mo’ of it “legally” than tha rest a’ us!
Now, rather than start off from tha beginnin’ a’ our correspondence, we’re gonna jus’ jump write in in medius res like a Greek guy on top of a young boy.
Due ta Bernie’z pendin’ legal battles, we can only share our side a’ tha correspondence…but yer sharp, Dear Readez, n’ we suspect that you’ll be able ta read between tha linez n’ figure out tha Game…whether ya agree w/ our take on it all or not.
Enjoy
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Kissin'...
...cousins (separated @ Worth!)?
Congratz on beatin’ dat bail revocation rap earlier today! Az I’ve said previously, gettin’ yer side a’ tha Story out there alwayz workz Wonderz!!
Can ya believe thoze prosecutors actually thought they could nail you 4 “gifting” a few trinketz over tha holidaze ta family n’ friendz worth what, a mere $1M?
C’mon…compared ta that $50B+ yer operation brought in tha doorz, that lil’ gov’t charade wuzn’t even worth a trip from yer crib ta tha courthouse, if ya ask us…n’ I’ve no doubt that many othaz quietly agree w/ us on this one.
But hey…if it allow’d ya ta hook up w/ Ira @ some fine dinin’ establishment outside a’ yer phat pad, then so be it. There’z a silver linin’ in ev’ry cloud…n’ if ya spin it properly, az you’ve shown…you can turn that silver into GOLD…n’ LOTZ of IT!
When ya get a moment, Bernie, it’d be AWESOME ta hear yer take on the whole jew “cheating” (their word, not ourz = ) otha jews thang!
Given that tha total holdingz a’ American jews well exceedz n’ swampz tha $50B that “managed” ta slip down yer rabbit hole, it’z not like this iz some financial holocaust or anythang.
I MEAN, there are plenty a’ otha “victims” (again, their word), n’ besidez…ya don’t see jews killin’ themselvez over this nonsense!! = )
With this in mind, check out tha only somewhat slyly worded acceptance yer already receivin’ in the “lamestream” press on this issue:
http://www.newsweek.com/id/178928
Mark my wordz, B-, you’ll be “home-free” ta walk tha Streetz az Amerikkka’z Boldest Anti-Hero since tha daze a’ Peter Fonda n’ Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider b’cuz a’ all this…proof positive that 70 iz tha new 30, baby!
Stay proactive on tha PR/Spin/Story-sharin’ tip n’ Keep ROCK‘N HARDest, Bernie. = )”
