#7 Current Nonsenz (az in current non-events) n’ Old School Wizdom
Baller-in-Chief
In this instance, them 2 white boyz could stand ta take a page outta Tom Brady‘z post-game playbook: Jus’ go on vaction, nurse yer wounds, fuck yer bitch, n’ count yer cash.
The Lovely Couple
In otha wordz…Shut the Fuck Up, u loserz.
~Ok…not that I know hiz whole story (but I bet hiz wife, even w/ All Her Beer Money, duzn’t either!) n’ not that I care to…b’cuz, Quite Frankly, I’m jus’ not that into him…but correct me if I’m wrong, didn’t McBush get hiz ass shot down durin’ the “war” he served in?
All in a daze work...
So when did not bein’ good enuf ta stay airborne n’ gettin’ yer ass tortured qualify anyone 4 bein’ Prezident a’ the good ol’ USA?
A P.O.W. who still believez in war n’ waterboarding? WhatAnAss!
The Incredible Bulk - by ArtMaggot
I know Chicks who can Fly Better than this guy…could probably run the country better, too!
~“That’s why I like this place. They’re not hassling anybody here.” –quote from Middle Eastern Guy @ Cafe Abir
Wordz ta Live By, My Friendz.
~The-411-4-Madonna:
Guess I’ll hafta weigh in on the whole Madonna/A-Hole-Rod bs…[ahem...boring].
‘Nuf said?
Aw’ight. I’ll go az far ta say that the guy’z actually cuter than hiz wife…no matter how much Bank she makez outta the Deal…Hell, he might even be cuter than Madonna by now…b’cuz, esentially, she’z had her day; while he, on the otha hand, still looks kinda shiny n’ new by comparison. But since he absolutely sux in any post-season he’z ever been in, I’m not really impressed.
C-Rod, A-Hole-Rod & Hiz-Rod
…n’ 2 Madonna, marital problemz or no…whatup?…if yer still into BallPlayaz, babe, boy have I got sump’n 4 u:
Yer lucky we didn’t meat/exchange meat/meet when u were younger, honey…I’d've Worn Yer Monkeyass Out! Dennis Rodman? Charles Barkley? Iz that the best u could do?…however it wuz that y’all did it?
U ain’t had a Black man ’til ya had me, honey…True Story. Any otha niggas ya had have jus’ been pretenderz ta my Throne. In the immortal wordz a’ anonymous motherfuckas everywhere…”Fuck (the Best) or walk home.”
…n’ NO…I don’t wanna fuck Madonna…I jus’ thought this might add some much-need spice ta a “major(?)media” non-story so pathetic I could vomit down Rupert Murdoch’s throat!
~Condoleazy Rice: “Rape shouldn’t Be War Weapon”…(?)
[And b/4 I get into what I really gotta say 'bout this shit...Do NOT write me ta tell me I wrote 'er name wrong...b'cuz...I Don't Care.
War iz hell, honey...thoughtcha knew.
1 listen ta her name n’ I’m thinkin’…’Wuz it her family that started Black folks namin’ their kidz some REALLY Silly Shit like that?!’]
~Ok, Ok…b/4 I get a lot a’ hater mail on this 1…hear me out…not that I don’t commizerate w/ the premise…All Women Should Be Safe @ All Times (obviously), but when haz the world EVER work’d like that?…Haz this chick studied hiz-story?…How, exactly, did she get ta be Secretary a’ State, again?…This iz a comment I wouldn’t even expect outta the average secretary, let alone the person (female or male) in charge a’ directin’ Amerikkka’z overt foreign policy dept…How Naive.
War iz hell, boyz...thoughtcha knew.
Say what u will ’bout supportin’ the troops (even when we have ‘em engaged in an illegal war n’ occupation…but we’ll jus’ let that lil’ snigglin’ detail slide 4 right now)…I know how young boyz from almost any country who join the service n’ go off ta fight a war that they very well could die n’ come back inna pine box in think…this might come az a shocker Mz. R, but it ain’t exactly pritty. A larger percentage a’ them boyz than you’d ever care ta hear about actually go off ta war w/ that particular war “perk” in mind—n’ not at the back of it!
A lot a’ theze boyz couldn’t get laid back home even if they had dicks az Big Az the Average Brotha…trust me, I saw theze guyz in high school. It made 4 very sad people -watchin’.
~But God love ‘em 4 fightin’ yer boyz’ wars, tho’…U couldn’t buy that kinda blind stupidity outside the military…except maybe from the cops…but even them foolz know ta get Top $ 4 their Stupidity! Somebody’z Gotta Pay 4 All Them Doughnutz.
Yer Tax $$ @ Work
Mosta them kidz are tooo young ta have the political perspective, let alone the experience ta know they have no business bein’ over there in any legitimate sense…which iz jus’ the way yer boss likes ‘em: Young, Dumb, n’ Full a’ Come!
He'z Yer Buddy
If they weren’t rapin’ n’ pillagin’ over there in G(r)eek chorus fashion, where exactly do u think they’d be doin’ it? Some a’ them would’ve eventually found their way ta Stanford (not necessarily az students, per se…n’ yes, I’ve been ta Stanford) or DC or wherever else u end up after yer through suckin’ gwb’z little dick. Iz THAT what u really want? Be careful whatcha say n’ even mo’ so ’bout whatcha ask 4…
~I’m sure a lot a’ the guyz in the various branchez a’ service are honorable guyz in their own wayz…but too many are scum that couldn’t cut it w/ American women back here b’cuz, Thank God, they’re gettin’ mo’ n’ Mo’ Independent by the day…n’ don’t need an overbearin’ young gun nut tryin’ ta tell ‘em what ta do or make babiez 4 ‘em!
You've come a long way, Lady...Well...maybe not.
Well...maybe not.
