Tha Secret a’ Our Dark Success…

 

Az a dark man in America who iz neither Wesley Snipes nor Denzel Washington (let alone Barack Obama…who izn’t really ALL that dark, btw = ), we’re often asked how we’ve managed not only 2 survive here but actually be quite successful.

 

“Is it your good looks, articulateness, intelligence, or your total package?” they’ll inquire curiously.

 

N’ while bein’ devilishly attractive may’ve played a positive role in our ascendancy here in tha states, our lookz are entirely due ta our parentz n’ their good genez, so we cannot take any credit fo’ this aspect a’ our success.

 

But…our articulateness, razor-sharp wit n’ intelligence, az well az our Package haven’t hurt us at all, either [except maybe amongst jealous, undereducated cops, store clerks, and other haters out there...but haters (tho’ not the cops) are somethin' ev'ryone haz 2 deal w/ in one way, shape, or form anywayz, even white people; so...even theze fine qualitiez are not tha sole reason fo' our success].

 

No. Tha underlyin’ reason fo’ our success haz been our uncanny ability 2 win over friendz n’ influence people, particularly white people. Due 2 our keen foresight n’ love a’ ALL people who can act like they have some sense, we’ve also developed this skill with our Latin brothaz n’ sistaz…n’ az California iz slowly but surely turnin’ back in2 Mexico again (az IT Should = ), this skill haz proven 2 be a rather fortuitous one.

 

We lookin’ 2 expand deepa in2 tha Native American n’ Asian marketz again soon, az well, in addition 2 shorin‘ up support from our core constituency a‘ Black folkz n‘ white girlz.

 

In this “new” America, one can’t have tooo many multi-colored friendz!

 

Now…lest ye think we’re about 2 forget our melanin-challenged compadrez in our unadulterated SuccessQuest 2 install Barack az tha Supreme Ruler a’ tha free world, fear not white people! U will be safe in this ‘True World Order’…Nobody move nobody get hurt!

 

In fact, we feelin’ sooo Magnanimous, that we gonna share tha secret a’ our success w/ white folks w/ you all!

 

No, really. = )

 

This LAZY punk-ass nigger we once had 2 give a job 2 (b’cuz hiz “wife” wuz threatenin’ 2 kick hiz LAZY ASS outta her house(!)…n’, yes, this IZ a white boy…n’ yes, we did so only b’cuz they have kidz involved = | ) n’ that we used 2 waste waaay tooo much time smokin’ weed w/, once turn’d us onto tha followin’ web site that layz it all out there for all 2 see.

 

Az sharp az we iz in the ways a’ white folks, we had no idea that anyone had taken tha time 2 compose such a handy compendium a’ this very subject. Amazed…damn near Flabbergasted we wuz 2 come across what we feel should be the next Bible a’ the western world.

 

With this goal squarely in mind…We bring U:

Stuff White People Like – http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Jus’ remember that much like w/ much a’ human culcha…a Black man brought it 2 ya 1st…

 

Enjoy = )

–TBW

 

P.S. We’ve been lobbyin’ tha Obama camp heavily for tha position a’ Vice-President In Charge a’ Uppity Niggaz Everywhere. N’ based on hiz performance in last night’z debate against that crazed wench, Hillary, it’z lookin’ mo’ n’ mo’ like that position will be OURZ…soon.

 

Whoa, Nelly. Look out, Folkz, it’z a New Day Dawnin’…n’ it’z gonna be a Dark one!