OPEN Letter 2 Da R.N.:
Dear RAIDER NATION,
NEVER STOP BELIEVIN’! = )
UN-like the previous 7 seasonz, we can guarantee that there IZ a method 2 da MADNESS in Mr. Davis’ axin’ Cable.
Az likable az the guy wuz w/ many a’ da playerz (n’ fanz), a 3 game improvement over last season’z performance IZ NOT that great, given da MANY weaponz TC had @ his disposal this year. So, don’t allow the utter mediocrity of the recent past 2 cloud yer judgment.
OUR TEAM should’ve made da Playoffz THIS season!
Ultimately, da fact that they didn’t IZ on TC…n’ Mr. Davis UNDERSTANDZ this much.
We, az da RAIDER NATION, need 2 EXPECT EXCELLENCE again…n’ nuthin’ less!{ ( 8K
We not sayiin’ dat Hue Jackson iz da best HC candidate out there…BUT he IZ da one who wuz mostly responsible 4 da TREMENDOUS INCREASE in OFFENSIVE OUTPUT this past season az da OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR w/ PLAY-CALLIN’ RESPONSIBILITIEZ…n’ it IZ this that haz made da MAIN difference thus far!
Again, we can guarantee that Mr. Davis SAW this much.
N’, actually, We ARE a’ da MIND that Jim Harbaugh…should he DECIDE 2 ACCEPT da CHALLENGE…IZ da BEST guy 4 da JOB!
HEAR US OUT on this…
Take da HARD EARN’D RAIDER MYSTIQUE n’ history a’ SUCCESS…n’ ADD da DISCIPLINE that Harbaugh WOULD BRING 2 da CURRENT ROSTER a’ TALENT…n’ you would HAFTA AGREE that WE ALL would HAVE da EXPLOSIVE TEAM WE ALL KNOW that da RAIDERZ are FULLY CAPABLE a’ bein’!!!
In OTHA wordz…bring da Harbaugh DISCIPLINE 2 STOP the STUPID game-killin’ penalties that LOST @ least 3-4 gamez 4 OUR TEAM this season…
Bring da Harbaugh QB knowledge az a SUCCESSFUL college n’ PRO QB n’ da EXPERTISE n’ SKILLZ az a TOP-NOTCH QB COACH that Jim haz 2 OUR RAIDERZ…
Bring da numerous OFFENSIVE SCHEMEZ that Harbaugh haz in hiz back pocket…
Bring EVEN MORE Harbaugh DISCIPLINE 2 da ALREADY 1st RATE DEFENSE OUR TEAM haz w/ Richard Seymour inna LEADERSHIP postion…
Bring inna relatively young BUT TOUGH HC like Harbaugh 2 TUTOR n’ LEAD OUR TEAM’Z uber-productive youngstaz like Jacoby Ford, Lamarr Houston, Jared Veldheer, Rolando McClain, Bruce Campbell, n’ Crew…
Bring inna guy like Harbaugh that CAN REASSURE OUR TEAM’Z STURDY VETERANZ like Nnamdi, Gallery, Kelly, Henderson, Cooper, Johnson, Lechler, n’ Janikowski that there will be NO backslidin’…
…n’ we WILL have OUR CHAMPIONSHIP RAIDERZ TEAM back!
If Harbaugh goez 2 MICHIGAN, instead, or stayz @ Stanford (BOTH a’ which are UN-likely) n’ Hue Jackson can still make ALL da ABOVE HAPPEN, which we DO THINK he’z CAPABLE a’ DOIN’…well then, IT’Z STILL ALL ‘HOOD in OAKLAND in 2011!{ ( 8K
ONCE da ABOVE PIECEZ are in PLACE, MARK THIS n’ BANK IT…
Come da ‘ELEVENTEENTH‘…11/11/11…
OUR RAIDERZ will have ALREADY CLINCHED da DIVISON…n’ a PLAYOFF SPOT!
Ya HEARD IT HERE 1st.
GOOOOOOOO RAIDERZ!!!
…n’ THANK U 4 takin’ da time 2 READ THIS, RAIDER NATION! = )
Yer WELCOME,
–B’cuz ‘The Black Whole‘ SAID SO…That’z WHY.
