"Quit yer snivelin', Tiger...Elin can ONLY get 1/2 @ best!"
Tiger on da prowl...or on the look out? = )
Lookz like she decided 2 get all Viking on his ass.
a Tiger?...tree'd.
a tiger's? type...
...MUST love dawgz.
TALK ‘Bout Gettin’ a FREE PASS from the “cops“!
“And he continued to say accounts that physical violence played a role in his Friday morning car crash were “utterly false and malicious.”
“Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect,” he wrote.
His statement came one day after the Florida Highway Patrol closed its investigation into the accident [ PUSSIES ] (sic)—without Woods ever speaking to state troopers. He was charged with careless driving, which carries a $164 fine and four points on his driving record.
The story soon shifted from a “patrol investigation” (sic) to sordid allegations into his personal life.
In the voicemail released by the magazine, a man says to Grubbs:
“Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That’s it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye.”
The Associated Press could not confirm Woods was the caller.”
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Yeah…We can SEE Where It’d be REEEEEAAAAALLLLL DIFFICULT tryin’ 2 keep ur marriage togetha if da woman u married AND CHEAT’d ON didn’t take tooooo kindly 2 it AND tried 2 take ur head OFF w/ a 9-iron…then had 2 do a perp walk 2 squad car b’cuz u fuck’d it up AND NOW wanna stay togetha.
But u go, Tiger.
–TBW
…ur, like, Totally Breakin’ The Guy Code, dude. = \
Niggaz…8…
4 + 4...
...Haz ALWAYZ ='d 8.
“cops“…2
Maurice 'Jus' 2 Watch 'em Die' Clemmons
Lovelle 'Golden State Warrior' Mixon
u can ONLY Guess @ What’z Comin’ NEXT…unless U’ve done da Math…
HTTP://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHs2I4E4RlI
…We presume Our Dear Readerz already have…Word.
HTTP://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v0hk4FGTDU
!
–TBW
4 Mo' DEAD Stripz a' Bacon.
We NOT sorry 2 hear dat 4 mo’ “cops” have bit the dust…THIS Time near Seattle, WA.
Mo’ on this soon…
We got OTHA Mo’ Important Shit 2 do right now.
in da meantime…
HTTP://theblackwhole.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/46-real-newz-network-flash/
HTTP://theblackwhole.wordpress.com/2009/03/27/otha-voicez-on-the-oakland-cop-killings/
http://theblackwhole.wordpress.com/2009/10/05/red-black-n-blue-editorial-on-murdering-mehserle/
–TBW
…n’ otha good clean FUN:
We here @ The Black Whole are incessant goal-setterz…partly outta a slightly obsessive-compulsive desire 2 keep score a’ Our successez n’ limit Our defeats, We sure. = )
N’ U can best believe dat We have goalz 4 this Blog, az well!
We HAPPY 2 “report” dat due 2 Our Dear Readerz…that’d be ALL Y’all = )…We have met n’/or exceeded EV’RY goal/benchmark for Our Blog comin’ into da beginnin’ a’ 2009.
Make no mistake…Our benchmarkz were pritty basic comin’ off a previous year dat saw us score a paltry 495 page viewz from July ‘08 ’til da end a’ dat year.
So…We set a fairly modest goal a’ 24,000 page viewz for ‘09…settlin’in onna NICE round figure a’ 2,000 PV’z per month on average. We ALSO decided 2 shoot 4 a 1 week goal a’ @ least 1.000 PV’z , an overall yearly average a’ @ least 100 PV’z a day.
Da Beautiful Thang ’bout goalz iz dat when u surpass ‘em U get 2 make new onez!
Once We hit 1,000 PV’z inna week…We upp’d it 2 1,000 PV’z in 1 day!
We HAPPY 2 report 2 U, Our Dear Readerz dat…
Our Boyz took out da sj “sharks” inna shoot-out last night @ The Joe!
Yer hole Iz Our Goal.
They ended sj’s 6-game (road) win streak w/ da 2-1 victory…’cuz dat’z jus’ what Datsyuk n’ da Boyz DO! Hell…Our Red Wingz have had SMOKED shark 30 timez outta da entire 34 regular season gamez they’ve ever had against da pussies, oopz…We mean against da “sharks” there in Joe Louis Arena, Detroit, MI – Hockeytown, USA!
Did U catch dat?! Dat’z an 88% all-time home winz hiztory ‘gainst da pussies…which IZ why shark pussy tastez sooo GOOD!{ ( 8K
–TBW
Here’z 2 EXTREME Succe$$!!
Our Bidness Partner n’ Us Scored BIG this evenin’…n’ once We’re able 2 share mo’ a’ da specificz behind Our Success, We will…but suffice it 2 say dat We ”made the right decision and your life(livez = ) will never be the same!“
We start’d out az humble n’ hubristic farmerz of a sort, respectively…
…2 become 2 BADASS BIDNESS Men!!{ ( 8K
M0′ SOON…C’ya down dat road… = )
–TBW
Rebel Ghetto Messiah
We about 2 get political ‘n colorful on yer asses
2 liberate the masses:
Took a Walk in da Woodz n' now We Back!
2 snatch rap titlez
leavin’ mc’s in DENIAL
while they study Our rhymez
‘n read ‘em like Bibles
We been under tha influence a’ the Deacon
DAT brotha haz been Our Beacon
but We ain’t no imitator
No...We here 2 slay the natty-haters!
Tha name iz Pip
-Remember It-
'cuz We ARE da Rebel Ghetto Messiah
I-n-I stands fer da Jah-n-We
that’d be da God in Me
Rockin’ da World ‘n this society
Ev'ryone can see dat...
Our Hip Hop Crewz are on tha Rise—World-Wide!
seekin' only the devil’s demise.
‘N We know dat bush
wuz the only dope worth shootin’
stop killing Us, or else...
We’ll be burnin’-n-lootin’
I said,
We know that bush-cheney and the fanatical right’s
the only dope worth shootin’ on sight
stop killing Us, or Else!
We’ll be Burnin’-n-Lootin’...Tonight!!
Theze are da Wordz
from da seed
of da World’s Greatest Ghetto
‘n We’ve come this far
az a straight up Vududchild—A Born Star
It’z all up in Our Jism
‘n theze Locks a’ Wisdom!{( 8K
So...tell U what We gonna do
‘cuz Our Mamma-n-Daddy didn’t raise no fool
We gon' get Our handz onna grip ‘n send all Our kidz 2 School!
Oh Yes...
What iz hip?
Unlimited Muthafuckin’ Scholarshipz!
Come again...
What Iz Hip?
Everything Turns in itz Own Season
‘n 1 day SOON they’ll come from ‘round da world
ta study ‘Rhyme Rhythm ‘n Reason’
@ da Temple a' Pip - Da TOP!
B’cuz a PoetWarrior Lives Forever!
often imitated
but never duplicated
‘n Our Rhymez can never be bettered
Yer lookin’ @ ‘n listenin’ 2 a Rebel Ghetto Messiah Unfettered...
So, I wantcha come stand next ta me
see if ya can connect w/ "We"
We an Afrikan — a Man a’ Our Ballz ‘n Our Word
dat meanz Our Wordz matter
‘cuz Our Wordz Are Matter!
I-n-I write ta relieve tha strife
We ain’t no fuckin’ rap star doin’ this shit ta death
I-n-I do THIS SHIT 4 LIFE!!!
So...
fuck their guns.
Fuck their bullets.
FUCK their bombs.
‘n FUCK THEIR BULLSHIT.
This iz it, baby...IT’Z ON!
I-n-I dance b/t tha raindrops of a downpour
‘n tha battle, jus’ like in Seattle, will be won!
That meanz I-n-I know what 2 do
‘cuz I am We az We are You
‘n We’re Everywhere...Like Air!
When We step inta tha arena
2 fight the natty-haters
We take da safety off Our Verbal Gatz
2 smoke all foes and fools wherever they @
So...if Yer down 4 La Causa, that’z Beautiful!
but if u ain’t...well, u best step the hell back.
Tha truth iz, Our Rhymez're uncanny
that’z why the man can’t stand We
but he gon’ haftoo, it’z lika cosmic snafu!
Had it been jus’ 50 - 60 yearz ago
they’da lynched me
‘n to this day
the po-po still try ta pinch me
but Ma Rhymez are much toooooo HOT!!!
Dat means I-n-I can’t be stopped
not even by the cops—
That’za simple fact...
n' We about ta get ‘em back!
Believe That...
‘n I’ma do it jus’ like anybody should
‘cuz I-n-I didn’t start this shit
‘but we gon' finish it
b'cuz da Jah in We IZ Good!
–TBW
>>>Join tha Resistance! @ theblackwhole69@gmail.com <<<
Thoze who know Us best, Dear Readerz, know dat We cain’t wait 4 Cali 2 become Mexico (again)…Officially or not!
We figger dat if We cain’t give Manhattan BACK 2 da “Indianz” on the East coast…then why not have da Mexicanz remake Californicationa in their OWN image on da Best coast? = )
Welcome HOME! = )
Da link below (in orange) IZ “Must See” TV 4 EV’RYONE…In fact, We WILL KILL 1 sillyass lazy white boy a day UNTIL this link receivez @ LEAST a million hitz on Our Blog!
DON’T MAKE Us HAFTA DO IT, Good People…‘cuz We WILL!{ ( 8K
Propz 2 Smooth Thug 4 this 1…We LAUGH’d Our Shiny Black Ass OFF…
http://lauramartinez.wordpress.com/2009/04/10/watch-out-minute-men-mexicans-will-steal-your-job/
Have Fun = )
–TBW
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